I hope your balls get punched inside out.
Your stupid decision to steal those laptops, including mine, have spiraled into huge consequences. Like really big problems.
You know what was ironic? You decided to steal them during a schoolwide meeting about HONOR AND INTEGRITY.
So thanks a lot, you asshole, and I hope karma will bite you hard in the ass.
And to anyone else reading this: if you know of anyone in the Bay Area who steals laptops, or if you have any information about this, please tell me. Thanks.